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its interesting how the people who say "my trauma made me funny" are never actually funny just uncomfortably self-deprecating

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

my dead wife. the ad free internet