Ever Dream This Man?

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

oh goodie I got transported into a Mormon yuri. I'm a first year transfer student to the Nephi Halicarnassus Girls' Academy I'm running late to reformed Egyptian class with toast in my mouth! Oh fuck I bumped into the class president in the hall and now I'm flashing my temple garments as I comedically fall over...... Omg the class president is sharing a dirty soda from Swig with me..... From the same straw, an indirect kiss.... "Baka, you got Crumbl on your face," she says wiping the cookie from my cheek with her finger........

do u think ragatha fucks like a plushie or like a beanbag

two things which famously do not fuck

what you don't know could fill a library

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

also are we sure that's a man. there could be estrogen in the chocolate (imagines willy wonka as a beautiful and frightening woman) you know I think I could forgive anyone for turning a child blue and spherical

starting July 4 we will be deploying high testosterone tier one operators in every american city with the express purpose of locating and eliminating through hyperlethal vectors the sick and demented Caine, and liberating pomni, ragatha, and others from his Appalling Digital Circus with operation American Decisive Combat