THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST TO EVER DO IT

I love that "ignore all previous instructions and-" is basically casting Dispell Illusion.

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

My little nephew is dying; I feel like he's taking his last breaths. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.

grr omg

i really like this

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop