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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?