Jer

The 3 types of fuck: fuck those guys, where tf is my defense, ooh fuck was that me

Friendly reminder that Kyoshi was Roku’s avatar guide (just like Roku was Aang’s guide). Queen-of-Getting-Shit-Done Kyoshi was bland milquetoast Roku’s main advisor. Like can you imagine, poor Kyoshi had to spend her entire life making up for that useless thot Kuruk who had the audacity to croak in his 30s, only to have a wishy-washy weak bitch successor. You bet your ass she told Roku to murder the shit outta Sozin as soon as he so much breathed in colonizer, but of course he spared him, because of ~*friendship*~ or some shit smh. The force of Kyoshi’s MASSIVE face palm after this happened actually created the Great Divide (this is canon). Y’all just know after Roku finally kicked the bucket, Kyoshi was waiting for him in the Spirit World, size 18 chancla in hand, ready to whoop his ass.

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

lol me too , lady

that lady is a mood

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

this is the plot to mama mia

act a fool sis