mari

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

This entire conversation is somehow 90% people infantilizing themselves and 10% actually people talking about the issue of men who never grow out of dating 18/19 year olds. No it is not a big deal when a 25 year old dates a 35 year old please get a grip

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

we’ve added a single cishet man to my horror server and group chat and half the time when he says anything, we react with ✍️ like we’re taking research notes and i think he hates it

There is something so fucking funny about Colin and Penelope quietly fighting while their mothers are across the room going "Okay but have you clocked this weird vibe?" "Yes I have! WTF is up with this weird vibe???"