w/gaff tape and tie line I can do the impossible

nothing like cracking open a 643 page fantasy book and going "this is so generic 😐" and then inhaling it all in two days because the generic worldbuilding was, in fact, a ruse

people saying they love when a character haunts the narrative but they haven’t read The Raven Scholar by Antonia Hodgson (OOOOoooooOoooo you wanna read this book so bad OOOOOooooOOO)

it’s an absolute crime that this website isn’t losing its collective shit over the raven scholar by antonia hodgson. I really think tumblr users would also like The Raven Scholar by Antonia Hodgson. and probably many of my friends would enjoy reading THE RAVEN SCHOLAR, BY ANTONIA HODGSON—

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

I'm your wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi witch from the bog

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life