Wine Mom Vibes

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

Heroines.

Iconic

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life

no offense but i cant stop daydreaming about being able to hug you and hold your hand whenever i want

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

❤

Bitch I thought u meant the bank

PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE

P l eas e

Power of hand

O h

B R U H

Brruuuuhhh please!

I need to be able to hand

I want to hand

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

Thanks, I hate it!

HOLY FUCK IM WHEEZING