smallest church in saint-saëns.

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

One of the all-time great videos.

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

in june I’m getting my shit together

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

has anyone heard the latest za/um news? apparently playtests for zero parades were coming back with a lot of criticism of the prose as lacking some of the je ne sais quoi of disco elysium, so they've been training a homemade AI model primarily on sacred and terrible air for the sake of helping recapture the spark. Reportedly some spy fiction and thrillers such as the Bond canon and the man who was thursday are being incorporated to "help fit the za/um house style more appropriately to the new genre we're excited to explore". Its honestly sickening that instead of properly compensating the people who built their success for them they insist on imitating that work for such artless, capitalistic attempts at making lightning strike twice, to the point of building this amazing digital Kurvitz.