God forbid a girl get her derp on

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Brock shittin on your selfie game since 1996

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They are shy because she is so beautiful

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

my most toxic trait is that whenever i hold something you're meant to hit things with, i start feeling very different. Very powerful

My white ass would be corrupted by the demon blade so fast. Like you could not put me and the demon blade in the same room before i would be taking bodies and drinking the blood of former confidants

"when all you have a hammer every problem starts to look like a nail" is such a stupid fucking saying. like what are you saying. every problem IS a nail. it's all nails. what the fuck do you think the hammer is for????

have you tried putting down the hammer and thinking about this again

what kind of suggestion is that? i have a hammer! i'm gonna use the hammer! its rsally effective on nails of course im gonna keep using the hammer. what a silly silly suggestion

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

Give me the fucking amulet