BIG MONEY MIKE

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before

That was NOT the sound I expected from this 😂

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened