this blog is better than your OTP

Two Bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're following the CDC guidelines on avoiding coronavirus. Stay safe kids.

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure

well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you

But… But why not?

im shy.

People who are surprised at how fast stocks can lose all their value have obviously never tried to sell back a college textbook

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

One of my favourite headlines about the Corona Virus in Germany is how the participants of Big Brother have no idea what’s going on. They moved in on February 6 and haven’t had access to any news since then. And nobody is allowed to tell them.

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach