back in my day a Twink was just a powerful level 19 rogue in world of warcraft

the next big Marvel villain is gonna be named “Killworker” or something and his catchphrase is gonna be “workers of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our chains” and he’s gonna slit a child’s throat as he says it

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STEPPED ON A PRESSURE PLATE AND GOT KILLED BY A SPIKE DOOR LOOOOL

in. skyrim

It remembers what it once was

✅ staff reviewed

WikiHow said fuck blue lives

if you not goofy we not compatible

hyuck me

Imagine being killed but on you way down you jizz absolutely everywhere

It was called “angel lust” when a hanged man got an erection

i would die immediately if i was near this

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

this is some god tier trickery and i love it