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WHO MAKES THESES SHITS???!

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I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

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i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

fennwox

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

sharkchunks

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

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stability

most important post on this website

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People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

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This is so important. Girls pay attention. Boys, if you are a brother, father, cousin of a girl, pay attention.

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beep beep

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What is that!

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mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

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WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

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lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

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I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS

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Best banner at the World Cup so far

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I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

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my favorite post of 2013

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posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

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THANK YOU JENNI HERD

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all the other nations have these nice, subtle team uniforms

and then the US comes out like:

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ruinedchildhood

accurate.

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you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

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#DADDY I LOVE HIM #bitch you don’t even know him

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The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

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i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

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The elemelons

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