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making out is OUT ❌ punching is IN ✅

"doing" was never a verb, it was hiding its identity as a bouncing onomatopeia for years and nobody noticed

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

Ich brauche einen Blowjob, aber ich habe keinen Penis oder einen Strap-on und ich ziehe meine Hose nicht aus, also wirst du dir einfach was einfallen lassen müssen

Fellandus sum sed nec penem nec fascinum habeo neque me subligaculo exuam propterea ratio tibi invenienda est

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

boss makes a lemon i make a lime. we work at the citrus factory

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

(voce cuiusdam nil confecturi) omnes artes omnesque notiones mihi discendae sunt