My Counselor Told Me To Make Friends So Here I Am

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

MY SISTER JUST SENT ME AN SMS SAYING “TYPE IN LOSER.COM” IN YOUR BROWSER AND I DID AND LOOK WHAT COMES UP IM SCREAMING

omg

Well, she didn't lie.

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

your icon shows who you are inside

#more like who i want inside tbh

i still havent gotten over this post

happy birthday weed

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

Beware the ides of March.

Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.

oh!!!

i feel it

Why are gun nuts so afraid of 30-50 feral hogs? I thought they supported the police force.

in animal crossing when it’s raining and u spin ur umbrella and the rain flies off reblog if u agree

Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in your car illegal.

if ur 14 on tumblr get off this site bcs u’ll get influenced into acting like a tumblr crackhead and thats not the personality u want trust me