1funnydancer

i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

heres how it would look if elon made a vent comic about this situation hes in first panel: elon furry standing holding a image of 2b, smiling 2nd: a bunch of shadow furries start screaming at him and he gets scared 3rd: he is cowering on the ground with the shadow furries circling him and the words ‘CREDIT THE ARTIST’ is huge and scratchy above them  4th: completely black panel with white “i’m done.” small text in the middle

thinking abt that drefen cosplayer and his huge boobies

@mister-mundee @ribs-grow-back thought of you two when I saw this.

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

SPITE

white hulk

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

This is so wholesome to hear.

You’re telling me pirates used to roleplay ace attorney?

IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

booty shorts that say this on the butt