I've Got One Fuck Left

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

no we absolutely do not

mr clean off the shits

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remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

women who dykespread keep up the good work

the fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh

girl's night

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

this is so fucking funny

You’re telling me that there’s an Avengers movie out there that passes the Bechdel test?