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cherry valley forever
blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
wallacepolsom
almost home
will byers stan first human second
noise dept.
shark vs the universe
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
JBB: An Artblog!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if i look back, i am lost
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@1amazingstef
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
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If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean
*slow clap it the fuck out*
This is amazing
Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now
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13 Reasons Cats Are Basically Magic
from thedodo.com
1. All cats are born with innate ninja abilities.
2. They are the sneakiest of thieves, with no remorse.
3. Felines are experts at hiding from you — well, sort of.
4. Unbeknownst to many, cats can become liquid.
5. They can morph into entirely new creatures whenever they feel like it.
6. Cats can (and will) fit into any box, anywhere.
7. To cats, gravity means nothing.
8. They don’t abide by your napping rules.
9. Maybe they can even see through walls?
10. Doors cannot contain them.
11. They command respect from creatures twice their size.
12. When needed, cats can bend the laws of physics to their own will.
13. Most important, cats are effortlessly cooler than pretty much everyone.
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“I know, I know, I have to admit it. I guess I’m a man, men are allowed to go to the bathroom, but women, what can we say? […] This is a guy who wants to be President of the United States.” - Bernie Sanders on Donald Trump’s comments on Hillary Clinton
Begining of 2015: Everything's gonna go well this year, I can feel it.
Three month's later: ALL IS CRUMBLING RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES, EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO MUCH MAKE IT STOP
Accurate scientific research
Why do ppl live in this world...
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Me: *sees random dog*
Me: it's been a good day
Whale den...
??? what is this ???
it’s a tray filled with fucking tubby custard that they jam up to the roof of your mouth and keep there. then they take it out and use the indents of your teeth to make retainers and stuff. it wouldn’t be that bad if it didn’t stay there that long, if the shit wasn’t flavored (’would u like bubblegum or cookie dough’ ‘i don’t really care they both taste like smoking rubber’), and if the ortho didn’t ALWAYS OVERFILL IT SO YOU END UP SWALLOWING LIKE A QUARTER OF THE STUFF AND GAGGING BECAUSE YOU’RE LITERALLY DEEP THROATING A PLASTIC TRAY AND THIS FUCKIN. PUDDING TEETH GLUE
The first time they did this to me I threw up on the dental hygienist :/
OH MY GOD GET THIS OUT OF MY FACE....I wish never to see that satanic goop again.
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English
moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien
ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!
aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen
ich: das ist fair ich verstehe
yo: por qué están destruyendo el mundo? :( los extraterrestres: por que hay personas que creen que el inglés es el solo idioma que hay que hablar yo: ok está justo, yo entiendo
ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.
io: perché distruggete la terra?! gli alieni: perché ci sono persone che pensano che l'inglese è l'unica lingua per parlare io: ahh capisco
ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!
aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken
ik: oh zo, ik snap het
minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?
alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua
minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän
私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？
宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです
私: なるほど、わかりました
me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!
aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt
me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t
aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!
shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan
aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad
Я: почему вы уничтожаете землю!!!
Инопланетяне: потому что есть люди которые думают что английский единственный язык им надо знать
Я: это честно я понимаю
나는: 왜 지구를 파괴하고있다!!! 외계인: 영어가 말을 할 필요가있는 유일한 언어입니다 생각하는 사람들이있다 나는: 그 공정이다 이해 했어
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Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
Just obeying tumblr law
OK I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT on the plane back from toronto I was really nervous because turbulence was outta this world so to try to distract myself from how nervous I was I just opened up a note in my phone and typed out what I was feeling in emojis and just. can u tell where the turbulence was Really Bad and when the plane finally landed
this is honestly a fucking visual journey
