Daughter of the Rose

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

I remember when my black dad was my hero

I’m not crying 😭

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

that is very on-brand for swans

@kestrelle it u

awww, never too old to be a parent lol

Squee!! I love hippos so much!

this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials 

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

There is an entire song about why it’s a bad idea to go into the woods with shia labeouf