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Knicks legends and Alicia Keys among those who will be at victory parade
Knicks legends and Alicia Keys among those who will be at victory parade – CBS News Watch CBS News On Thursday, New York City is celebrating the Knicks’ NBA championship with a victory parade. Knicks legends like Walt “Clyde” Frazier and Patrick Ewing will be in attendance and Alicia Keys will perform to close it out. Source link
Where you going?
I gotta find Josh!
He’s in there.
No he’s not!
He’s in there!
Oh— okay. Thank you.
bankers say "credit scores reflect personal character"
meanwhile that same banker would give a $50,000 credit card in your name to any jerkoff who sent the bank a letter with your name, address, DOB & SSN
like for real they wanna talk about character but ignore how identity theft has ruined banks' reputation, and how banks have enabled that, by making it so gd easy it is to get money in someone else's name if you just have 4 points of info about them...
the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
#i was in a car with a linguist i had never met before the car trip and like half an hour in he looked at me#after i finished describing a geology thing that was happening out the window and asked if i'd ever spent much time on tumblr#the fuckor of it all#and then we spent six more hours driving#it sure does leave linguistic markers! i'm not sure i'm good with it (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)
it is one thing to be a linguist and another to be a linguist who knows enough of 2010s Tumblr to spot one of its enjoyers
Oh! @meret118 see above comment! The use of the word "enjoyers" instead of "users" or "bloggers" -> You left a comment a while back asking, "Does this just mean vocabulary words? Other than blorbo and sweet cinnamon roll etc, I can't think of what a Tumblr accent would be." I almost never see anyone use the word "enjoyer" anywhere outside of tumblr, but I see it on tumblr fairly frequently.
Another one is the verb "perceive" i.e. "don't perceive me" "I am perceiving" "I am being percieved." That's something that feels very specific to tumblr parlance.
There's the thing where people on tumblr have an emotional reaction to something and instead of, or in addition to telling you how they feel about it using emotion words, they will narrate a fictional action in the present progressive tense. "I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure "I am kissing you on the mouth" "you are going into the soup" "you are getting all of the awards"
I once saw someone use that response format in ... I think it was a restaurant review, or a doordash review, or something like that. It was very unexpected seeing it outside of a tumblr post.
There are a lot of other tumblr linguistic quirks I can't currently remember off the top of my head, but I'll instantly recognize them if I see/hear them outside of tumblr. It's always a bit startling to see them out of context.
when I was in university one of my modules was about internet slang and for our grades project we had to compile and analyse a small database of 100 words used by a specific community of our choice. I chose tumblr and that's how I stumbled across Gretchen McCulloch's research and discovered that yes not only did tumblr have its own vernacular and syntax (as @lierdumoa demonstrates), it was at the time a crucible of slang and memes probably unrivalled by any other part of the internet. and it's stayed that way! even the very title is McCulloch's book because internet is an example of this specific phraseology.
sadly my project is lost due to the website being wiped from the university database after graduation and my then laptop having a major hardware failure. backup your backups people! but the crux of the entire module was that the internet is full of communities using language not only as jargon for specific purpose but also to signal membership in said community. I even wrote a bit about non capitalisation and punctuation useage as a visual cue on tumblr and how including information in the reblog body or the tags indicated different levels of importance or intimacy of thought
I am holding the side of your face and looking deep in your eyes and telling you that love is stored in the syntax, and that we are rotating words together all at once as we all nod at their new and baffling meanings. if the devils sacrament be tumblr then the devils gospel is our collective voice. thanks for coming to my tedtalk
I am being perceived.
The one that I always remember, without fail, is "my soul would exit my body."
The deadpan hyperbole of Tumblr is just. *chefs kiss*

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i know my breakup was right and correct too but my heart is poking my chest and i feel like ill throw up.
its really really ok to feel something in spite of what you logically know. and i know its the most frustrating thing in the world to have to reckon with that but if the emotion is there its there and it doesn't mean it always will be. but i'm sorry that it is now. it sounds really really hard, like a weird version of grief, and i don't underestimate the weight of that. at the same time, i'm glad youre out of that situation if it wasn't a great one. i hope you can at least try to be good to yourself as you get through it day by day or even hr by hr if needed. 🫂
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Reblog to save a duck
Quack quack
It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again
Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them
When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”
I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”
She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”
White, dead and industrial created bread is not good for ducks or humans!
This must feel so good to do as a seal
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