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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

they should ask you your cars name when you take it into a garage/mechanics like they do with pets at the vet

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body