Jessica

yup, that’s me!

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being good 

These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

This cured my depression

my parents……..Were Right

ok the shittiest part about christmastime is the fact people keep skipping over the forth verse of “we three kings” like… we get it. y’all are white protestants who can’t even think about mortality for one single second. 

also people who skip the third verse of “o holy night” are reactionary cowards

W H A T.

What does being white have to do with mortality? Second, we don’t sing the third verse of O Holy Night cuz, I don’t know if you’ve heard this or not, but, um… We done abolished slavery! Didn’t you hear? It happened a while ago, a bunch of people died, yeah. Pretty pointless to sing about slaves being our brother since there aren’t any in America anymore…

FOUND THE WHITE PROTESTANT EVERYONE! 

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

This is truly the Hotel California of websites

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

Huge if true

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it