we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

had

just stressed myself out until i died

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

anyone else mad as fuck

meeeee i am.

are we mad over here? cna i join?!

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

*discovers someone trapped in a well* oh no! don’t worry! I can get you out of there! *performs telekinetic equivalent of highlighting them & accidentally clicking “delete” instead of “move” & they’re just gone*

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

Are you in the right headspace to leave all your assets to me and die under mysterious circumstances

tbh im not entirely immune to a villain with a tragic backstory but i do think villain origins are a lot more interesting when the focus is less "here is the original sin, the first big bad thing that happened to them that made them who they are" and more "here is the first time a person who maybe otherwise felt powerless in their life realized that they could hurt someone and get away with it"

you can get a lot more mileage out of analyzing a truly abhorrent character through the lens of like. what sort of conditions would allow or even incentivize this kind of cruelty? what kind of person benefits from those conditions and how? over the more typical who hurt them type analysis. imo.

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood