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Goodnight
The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE
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Not his name.
Drunk as fuuuck and texting everyone i know. telling them they don't understand the nuances of the twilight series. Called my ex wife 40 times and left a message asking her for a 3some w Kermit the frog. No answer! Sad
She should really have more appreciation for you.
clingy credit @the-muppet-joker
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@glass-eating-fox
Vesicles at the neuromuscular junction: got anotha round of acetylcholine from da boss. motion in da right wrist, make it snappy
Receptors on muscle fiber: Prithee! Tell me what the Higher Conciousness commands of me! I will do whatever is ordained, but I wish to know the purpose of this divine act of motion!
Vesicles: we jackin off to the muppet show again
Receptors: Man what the hell
I may not be tha sharpest tool in the shed but im the most fuckable plushie in the pile
*Muppet.
Hey did you see they repealed the notes update
Please come back to us, my liege
It was all thanks to me! I went to Tumblr Head Quarters and I said, "ooooh you better watch it buster!" and I showed them the sinister glint in my eyes and they got soooo scared that they turned it back
Man I was just getting back into the mood for tumblring after one of my little Internet Breaky Breaks but now I feel like a lost, lonely little muppet with no one to share Hole with. Where can I now post insane fanfiction and see people's reactions in the tags? Im sorry tumblr *packs my little bundle on a stick* but this just dont feel like home anymore... *hangs my head like a lonesome cowboy*... boy I sure hope they change this back... or ol muppet jokeys gonna have to find a new horse to saddle... *me and my big ass boots start walking all slow like into the sunset, looking over my shoulder every few minutes to see if anyone's fixin to stop me...*
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What if Kermit were to make you the muppet for once? His hand, sliding into your hole with a surprising familiarity before you remember that, oh, he's been on the receiving end of this countless times before. Feeling him work his fingers inside of you, controlling you onstage at the Muppet Show for anyone to see. You dance, you sing, you do Funny Little Quips. He owns you and doesn't even have to say a word. At the end of the night, he pulls his hand out, and puts you in the Muppet Closet. How would it feel to be his plaything?
Imagine It...
Oh I'm imagining alright. π€€
so my friends are doing a hear me out cake right. APPARENTLY MISS PIGGY COUNTS???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES NOT CONVENIENTLY ATTRACTIVE??? THAT IS THE SEXIEST PIG EVER!!!
You Called And I Answered
I saw the muppets Christmas Carol today, and I couldn't think of anything else other than that bloody joker when kermit was on screen. I wish to be free.
The mark I have left on the world is the shape and size of a Muppet Hole. Sad!
With all due respect it was quite larger. Your resurrection was nothing short of a miracle for many of us.
my favourite part of the muppets Christmas carol is when kermit said itβs mupping time and proceeded to mup all over the place
Iβve been wanting to yassify him in my style and I finally did β¨
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he is NOT he has been LOVINGLY MARRIED to my MOM for 30 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wife or Muppet hole?
