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Go look at birds and bugs outside btw. It can save your life

Not a joke btw. Please go outside and pay attention to all the little creatures around you, even in your backjard, the bugs scurring for nectar and the little birds chirping and flying around, try to id them too, read something about them, learn some facts. Sit and watch them, they can mean the world to you.

Hermitcraft conflicts are so funny cause they're ultimately lighthearted and amicably resolved but there's often a little section in the middle where everyone turns into the joker

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

bugs are so important to this world I will never diminish the worth of a bug but the truthis they scare me and I don’t want them in my home please

I’ve reblogged stuff like that before, but this is right.

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

oh yeah here's the link

pov ur at the doctors bc ur 'sprained' ankle might actually be broken ell oh ell

nvm it is just a bad sprain! crisis averted!