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Spotify could take my life savings if they made the mobile UI look like windows media player (2000s core feels too crude)

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replace one word of your url with bitch
Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy
mine woulf be bitch. just bitch
idk if i would do bitchsays-begaydocrime, simonsays-bebitchdocrine, or simonsays-begaydobitch(es?)
kinda like them all
bitchdontexist734 is fun
sell-my-bitch
bitchattackinblackdye… i kind of like it
novalunabitch (it works bc of how we made “lunarabem” trust)
If people don’t agree that it works, then just novabitch
I-am-bitch
Makes sense
Open tags
one-and-only-bitch
lolz
wouldntyouliketoknowbitchboy99
Ok I love that
Open tagsss :P
uuhhh flicksbitch…
i dont know what to say about that i feel like im ina toxic relationship wiht my witch gf
@mothmans-annoying-cousin @moony-buckets @samrusselcertifiedadorbs
Moonysbitches
This is funny given the actual meaning of the bucket :0
@the-apartment-complexxx @simonsaysvore @froffersthegrog
yippee-bitch or bitch-tippee… hm… i pick yippee-bitch
Okay, im scared of both of these.😓
Otlantisbitch or Bitchpearl-
…
both suck- Bitchpearl is better tho ig
if i did this w my ship acc itd either be Bitchsxbeloveddd or Byakuyasxbitchhh- ……i mean…. The first one IS accurate- /aff
sapphicfurrybitch
lollllz
@gracehasaspacesuitquestion @faeriezone @b0nez4may0r @ki1zzm3-g00d-na1t + open tagzz
Silverbitchmoon sounds kinda cool ngl
@cantchooseafav @annathemcuandstlover @thatone-midgardian @effortlesslysweet @narwhals-randomness @melancholicwarlock @yelenaschild + open tags
cantchooseabitch (I got all them bishes)
@classic-cevans @achilles-real-bride @condors-safety
condors-bitch
yeah i’ll be leon kennedy’s bitch (my url is supposed to be my oc, who leon calls “safety”, and he’s condor one…”
@hunterstieller @saltnburnbaby @wayward-huntress
there is only one possible combination here: wayward-bitch
Hehehehehe
@ghostofpatrickshand @theadventuresofcas tagging you two bc I wanna see what you come up with lol
well- theadventuresofbitch makes the most sense here (or alternatively the funnier option- thebitchesofcas)
@ghostofpatrickshand @capetown-devotee @sickkvalentine + whoever else!
i instantly thought of sickkbitch and laughed wayyy too loud..
npt @where0worlds0collide @leointrousers @skelpiescool + open
worldsbitch I truly am the world’s bitch
@fishermansfriendsworld @strangedarlinggg @austenliketexas and all else
strangebitch❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
tags- @sh3epishwolves @capetown-devotee @beebosexybutt @popisoluver @iluvstrawberriessomuch (dont have to do it if u dont want!!)
sh3epishbitch😭😭😭
tags- @cannibalisticvoyeurism @forensicfrankie @lawsluvaffair @m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d
+anybody else :)
You just wanted to call me a bitch
M1ndfuck3d4ndb1tchst4rv3d ok
@lawsluvaffair @miranaisnotdead @number1rydenfangirl @where0worlds0collide
ok sure I bjtch
LawsLuvBitch
Anyone who wanna join cane
bitch found in an allie is kinda scary. bitch found WHERE??
uhm, @june-on-neptune @hisowntruly and @illkmsisweargottermed
Theweirdqueerbitch actually sounds nice
starstats @endyark @daily-kitteve @daysleftofsecondterm @somebodyxstopxme-moved @saladfingers22-blog @saph-the-queer
@stup1dwh0rerf4n @staff @bread-of-death @bxte-me-spxrxts @bl0odwh0re @baboo-blaster @beachyoublindfovevera @cayden-meow @cosmical-bread @coralmurphy669 @c4pit0lp @cat-found-in-an-allie @davidfirth @dumbfucking-mutt @dr0wnintheriver @darkotorclash @decayingisa @electrospunkz @equi-knox @elvis-shrimpley @fif-pink-101 @future-muse @fatboyfucker @fantasydoctor @fuckyeahtattoos @gimmemoreyaoi @g0ld-st4r-b0y @grotesquex @gr33ngroc3rz @hempkitty @heeather-blog @hipcooltechofficer @hpdamechan @holycow-isthat-madhatter @im-in-yourwalls @infectedzcomputertiem @ivewhops2 @ivewhops @inquisitive-pseudointellectual @jeannatura @johnnyisachud @joeblowswonderousblog @joeblowswonderousblog @jimmy-urine-official @jettfisch @kidkoor @kohakuissleepy @katlovesshrimps @kcsorigins4410 @k @lux-talks-a-lot @letters-not-opened11 @lost-and-kinda-dumb @littlejimmyeuringer @lobimster @musiclover9502 @mrmayn1998 @martiansaremytrigger @marlin-finding-nemo @mydarling-sun @nicke1odeonconfessions @nightlight-selfships @n0cturnal-idi0t @nouraxnitrite @nycartscene @oddlyhomoamoeba @o @oldaddictedtophoto-blog @onedirection @outfit-of-the-day-girls @palechampionharbinger @pupfettipaws @paintingchaoticstars @q @quotemadness @quotes @quiet @quoteencyclopedia @rockstar-pinkbug @roxaro @rocky-rocky-rocky @rat-in-a-rubber-room @raventhecrispy-offical @staff @somebodyxstopxme-moved @saladfingers22-blog @saph-the-queer @stup1dwh0rerf4n @theonetheonlychantal-blog @this-letter-was-opened @themaskcomix @theunholyhand @twilightelementofmagic @unbound-by-conformity-creauture @ubfrankroy @ultraviolenzeh @unyieldingsilence @u @v-i-v-i-a-n @vigilantsunbeam @viansparkles @vencentoeretyui @wh0rerf4n @wydwheniminsane @w0rst-to-ever-do-it @whythefuk @wooffloofstudios @xxboymania @xxpiercethexim3xx @xxpiercethexim3xx @x3l1ths-b4n3 @x-kangelkawaiii-x @xxflipflop-gleepglopxx @yourautocannibalpatner @yume-alert @yippee-casper @yelyahwilliams @yesterdaysprint @z0mb1eyesocketzzzz @zac-gorman @zackisontumblr @zoella
Future-bitch 100%
Open tags bc im lazy
10secondstobitch sounds concerning and unimpressive

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
I didn't know I set this up 3 years ago but happy birthday!
oddly specific but what is it called when you stand up too fast and you just see static like on a TV screen?
watching someone talk to a crowd off a script that praises a hypocrite and seeing a chairman of the board praise his workers (like mice, may I add) really makes me wonder if I have any original thoughts, more specifically regarding revolution
why is everyone and their grandma going to MCR in Wembley???? my jealousy is through the roof right now!
the past is yours to drink from; I’m not thirsty anymore.

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- la la land, 2016
Pride month is over, I'm so sad gay people don't exist the rest of the year </3
it's complete, I bought Heartstopper 6 today and Nick and Charlie face each other now!

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-kind of a rant and a horror story I made based on recent "international" events
Last night,
I was watching a horror movie at about midnight on my small bedroom TV.
It was so shocking and so bloody that the fact I was hiding away from the fact I'm supposed to be peacefully asleep. I don't really like jumpscares, so I don't know why I dig my own grave in my bed.
I hear the loudest shout from downstairs suddenly.
My eyes scramble for the remote, I hit the pause button and I freeze in the same position, with my eyes looking at the crack in the door now. The glow of the TV is the only light in my room, and the ceiling of my bunk bed looks like a jail cell.
It's ironic that I'm acting like the characters here. I'm sure I have a personality.
Anyway, so either I have incredible surround speakers or there's someone in the house.
After a minute, I disregard it and I start the film again and half an hour later, the same thing happened.
I've then concluded that it's nothing to be scared of because everyone does that when they watch the football.
Why would you shout at something you can't control? If it's a video game I would get it but it's like shouting at the weather? Someone clearly woke up and decided to feel like themselves tonight.
I turned off the film and it still took an hour to sleep.
also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.