Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

then just don't??

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

if i was a pill designer i would make a pill that came in lots of different colors and had an m inscribed in the center. it would be circular and rougly 0.41" wide and 0.25" tall. it would also melt in your mouth not your hand. And its lethal

YouTube clickbait thumbnail about "The rise and fall of Hsu Hao, Tumblr's most TRAGIC blogger"

When did i rise

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

it finally happened. Dropped one of my earbuds down a bottomless pit. Gone forever

Why were you hanging out next to bottomless pits? Sorry for your loss btw

i sort packages at work. Some of them we have to put in a really big hole so their gone forever im pretty sure this has happened to everyone’s mail at some point

interesting… what kind of crimes does a package have to do to make it go in a big pit and gone forever?

it’s a today’s lucky winners situation

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning