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Hello Tumblr! My name is Morten, I am a 21 year old guy from Denmark. As a twitter refugee, I have no clue what I'm going to post on Tumblr for now, but stick around if you like (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ )
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Origami Around
Acquired Stardust
dirt enthusiast
i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Kaledo Art

Discoholic πͺ©
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will byers stan first human second
Cosmic Funnies
Mike Driver

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taylor price

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izzy's playlists!
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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we're not kids anymore.
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Introduction β
Hello Tumblr! My name is Morten, I am a 21 year old guy from Denmark. As a twitter refugee, I have no clue what I'm going to post on Tumblr for now, but stick around if you like (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ )

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lift up her skirt and search for the artifact
pray tell tumblr user girlballs what that "artifact" may be
It's a large priceless gemstone necklace with a silk tie, wrapped around her upper thigh to conceal it
[extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
sorry it's actually her fat cock
Cows reaction when they see grass after being shut down indoors for 6 months.Β
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This is also common practice in Sweden. Dairy cows are kept indoors during the winter, then released into their pasture in spring. The koslΓ€pp (release of the cows) is an annual event usually open to visitors. Thereβs even an expression derived from it.
itβs so marvelous to me that humans make an annual event of gathering around specifically to watch cows experience joy. the humans are excited that the cows are excited, to the point they make sure the human kids get front row seats, cause they know the kids will be extra excited. there is so much vicarious joy here. how remarkable a world, where we do things specifically for the pleasure of seeing other people and creatures happy.
I actually remember doing this as a kid while living in Denmark! It was similar to Sweden, except we just called it "Watch the Cows Dance." It was such a fond memory for me!
anyway, hereβs one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history
shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece
HERE IT IS
THIS ICONIC MOMENT IN CINEMA IS 12 YEARS OLD TODAY
My 11 year old self was out of his seat every time
Yeah I canβt do math
Hey
I actually was 11
I was 9.
26, but 27 by the time it was out of the theatres. Saw this and Scooby Doo 2 at the drive in together for the double feature at least 8 times.
If you like my art and my little critters, I have good news!
I launched my Patreon!! All Patrons $3 and up get my shop items for free, a playable D&D 5e character kit each month, and more! Top $20+ Patrons get an exclusive printable, an exclusive coloring sheet, and voting power on all polls!
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2001
here's a little doodle of Bingo with a Totoro plushie!
"Is that a leaf?" *Cue The Weekend* Played around with textures and a limited color palette for this one :3 and I had to paint this scene, fell in love with the music from this episode!
rainbow ducky
The French Dispatch, Wes Anderson, 2021

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This is by far one of the worst parts of this book so far I hate jennettes mom too I hate her for doing this to her own daughter I hate her for being so much like my own parents I'm glad she died too I hate her I hate her I hate her
I barely read books but I low-k wanna re-read I'm Glad My Mom Died by Jeannette McCurdy. I know i should maybe find some other books a-la that one, but god... it left such a huge impact on me.
If anyone has any recommendations for a book like that one, real or fictional idc. Doesn't have to be about abuse, but just something with a similar flow and style.
This is why I joined Tumblr
Can I blame Tumblr for my nostalgia-induced Crocs purchase?
Yes !!
No.. it's just your shopping addiction
All of the above
The real answer is my shopping addiction ngl.... BUT LOOK AT THE CROCS SANDALS & SOME OF THE CHARMS I BOUGHT TOO!
First off... the β¦ CROCS β¦ They are called "Crocs - CLASSIC SLIDE UNISEX" in the color 'Bone'
and then.. the CHARMS! or jibbitz I think they're actually called.
UGHH! The duck and capybara ones have stolen my heart!
I'll show y'all how i decorate them whenever they arrive!
garf :3 ππ

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Favorite Tracks of the Month! (June 2023)
Introductory note: I'm unfamiliar with how Tumblr works, but if it functions like a blog, I think sharing my favorite tracks every month is fantastic. Hopefully, I can fully commit to this idea...