everything else

… AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE SERIOUS SINGING, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND LISTEN TO GOOD OL’ THROAT-DESTROYIN’ SENORPACMAN.

dream girl: boobs produce coca cola rather than milk

no. I want my dream girl’s boobs to actually produce milk in the event that we got married and wanted to have a baby. And what the fuck, you sucking any liquids out of her now and not satisfied? 

tumblr user danielrain77 is a straight up fuckin nerd

Ive had many pet rats, this is 100% true theyll literally curl up and watch TV with you. 

seriously what cute little babies. as much as I hate it…their tails do freak me out a lot. but they’re still so adorable.

I love this so much because these are the same type of rat as mine awh <3

rats are so fucking cute kjjdfkgljdfskgj

I love everything about rats! <3 Fuck the haters.

SCREECH I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME

my dick is a delicacy in 14 different countries

French people do like smaller portions

This is a real panda!  China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

 why do people download movies when u can just STEAM THEM

yeah steam movies and put them with a dish of roast tv shows and songs

YOU FORGOT HOW THE BLOND ONE KEEPS THEM ALL UNITED AND WITHOUT THE BLOND ONE THEY WOULD ALL FALL APART AND BE DISTANT.

That did not go where I expected it to.

DON’T HIT PLAY

D’awwwwww

this makes my heart melt every time

fabulous