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guy at petsmart kept referring to his single dog with they/them pronouns and I have no idea if it was because he was picking up on queer vibes from us and trying to subtly advertise his solidarity or if he had a non-binary dog

The mirror of erised

the correct way to escort lucy liu anywhere

@cipheramnesia

*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns

just made the best non-looping gif i think

date of origin: 25th of august, 2015.

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

mutuals to go to the aquarium with

mutuals to hold hands with at the aquarium and whenever we see a weird looking fish we point at it and say "thats you"

recognition of love through being told you look like a slightly weird fish

Amazing name for a cat btw

Spatula the catula

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

Pope: *flips hair* bitch first of all

Love this so much … and the comment with final images 😂