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That one mutual you want to be tied up with, kissing around the gag, squirming against each other while a vibrator buzzes between you. you know what i mean?

kys stands for kissing your sister

reblog if you are a stupid fucking piece of shit tranny that actually supports incest

I’m craving quiet friendly intimate sex, the kind where it’s half cuddling, the kind where you’re not quite sure when it changed from cuddling to sex, the kind where you could’ve sworn you were just watching tv a second ago, the kind where you were just smelling her hair and then your lips met as she turned to you, the kind where it’s nice and easy and welcome, but still sort of a surprise

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

be a proud pervert and just send the dm otherwise nothing happens forever

yes this is a sign meant for You specifically, dear reader

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

look all im saying is if there was a drug that made me totally mindless and doglike and domesticated and also gave me a knot id be having more fun and fulfillment in my day to day life than i am now

if a dog gets bored it can go around smacking shit, biting shit, sleeping in the middle of the floor in everyones way, not wear clothes, no one gets that mad at you for any of it, but this way someone can also grab me and we can fuck like i dont have a single thought in my brain cuz i dont and i just think that would be nice for all concerned

firm reminder that when youre hitting people in the face for horny reasons you need to need to need to make sure their mouth is fully shut. i dont care how hot slapping something out of someones mouth is, or slapping them to shut them up. if theyd like to keep using their jaw in the future you must make sure its shut first. this can be really hot too ofc for those with open hearts and minds

need to visit some of my beloved mutuals so we can go clothes shopping and I can dress them up in cute outfits. and obviously grope and tease them throughout the entire process

pspsps mutuals let's play dress up. let me come over and make you my pretty doll okay?