diagnosed with 2 much love in my heart

They're saying your girl is sending me images online

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

On porn sites searching up “character study” “ambiguity” “single take”

i bet on gooning hogs

Love when people shorten university to uni..

they're boiling me in oil tomorrow and the day after as well

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create

crossfaded off a blueberry stuffed into a raspberry

The surgery grape just started a podcast