Gotham's Strangest Villain

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

Idk how posts from 4 years ago are making a comeback but I am NOT complaining

*breathes heavily* Are you gonna reblog that? because i reblogged that just for you

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

I wish to tell mathematics that I have discovered an extraordinary new number

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow