wennberg & toffoli & ostapchuck & smith & celebrini

will yelling “good girl, mack!” on live national sports television

imagine you’re macklin celebrini you come home from losing at the olympics to find out your boyfriend signed you up for an elevated cupcake experience then a couple months later you come home from losing at worlds to find out he adopted a dog called macklin celewienie

oo im will smith hockey, im good at hockey, i got money, i get to touch and giggle with macklin celebrini and he does the same back, macklin calls me everyday, im hot, im pretty like princess diana and i get to kiss teenage legend mack in the mouth girl fuck u

Will can’t ever sneak up on anyone cause they all hear him coming from a mile away with his chain going “clink , clink” as it bounces around his titties.

mack goes to the stanley pup and just ruins the vibes by spending the whole event like “these puppies don’t even know they’re playing a game rn. there’s no pressure they’re just having fun. everyone is going to love them no matter if they win or lose. and what have they done to deserve this carefree life?”

“fuck you fuck you fuck you that should be me” -macklin celebrini when the stanley pup trophy is presented to the best puppy

mack competency kink celebrini so horny right now he might pass out

will's biblical greed needs to be studied

seeing will's stick collection on Grace's tiktok just reminded me of an interview where someone said that will memorises people's tape jobs and likes to copy them. Fucking nerd.