Me as a college professor

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du

JVL
cherry valley forever
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pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
wallacepolsom

Product Placement

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izzy's playlists!
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap

#extradirty
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@0rek
Me as a college professor

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Chosen.
A Mongolian shepherd with an AK47 and a pet snow leopard
…Nothing I write will ever be as motherfucking amazing as this.
no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla
Handsome

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who gon tell him???
that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol
when he pulls out
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
2012 was a different time
A simpler time
“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$
But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right
they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.
This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone.
They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)
Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes.
THANK YOU–I’ve had exactly 2 phones in the last 6 and a half years and they were both androids that served me very well. Meanwhile it seems that iPhone users go through phones like toothbrushes :/ i BEG YOU– spend your money more wisely. My lg has the best battery life, camera, and accessibility I’ve gone through while phone shopping. Don’t buy into the hype
if someone makes you happy, make them happier
This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

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You are so ugly im sorry
Dont apologize u didnt choose to be blind
me: I love minding my own business!
something: happens
me:
Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air
when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case
My mom has these winnie the pooh salt and pepper shakers on the stove but christopher robin fell over and it looks like he’s having a breakdown while pooh dissociates
The Christopher Robin movie looks great
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

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Rb if you’d dodge the draft