Limitless.

I would like to be pet every single day and have all my financial needs covered forever

the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

up at 3am googling how do i break out of a repetitive cycle that both comforts and harms me

I hired those crumbs to go in your bed

Have you noticed that vibrating layer beneath everything yet or

due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

milking ur cock telepathically btw

Beyond providing something to cite, the other benefit of doing "water is wet" type studies is that, like, it's not impossible for people to be reductive about their own experiences. I can think of any number of situations where "everybody knows" that all members of group A experience B, and plenty of members of group A will themselves tell you this is obviously the case, but then somebody actually does the work and it turns out to be substantially more complicated than that.

I wish the block button killed people

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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed