I won't sit down and I won't shut up

my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

Doing prep for election night with the assumption that we should have contingency plans for every possible outcome and will be unhappy about all of them, and one of our organizers called it “the choose-your-own-adventure protest”

It’s probably hard making friends as an adult because no one wants to admit they need new friends.

14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

That’s not entirely fair. Sometimes they also diagnose you as “fat.”