that man is filled with eels

she snap on my jaw until i scavenger

Careful, Odysseus. Polyphemus might be blinded, but he's still strong. Make sure he doesn't call for reinforcements, or you'll be in trouble.

Watch out, Odysseus. Circe's magic is stronger than you think. Press the X button when she starts charging up her pig blast, or you'll be turned into sliced ham!

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

okay wait wait. regeneration will be useful immediately, whereas electrical generation is strictly late/game for my intents (permanent jacked forcefield bracelet). and i could conceivably just get a radio-powered energy cell for basically the same effect. regeneration trivializes limb loss AND diseases. by the time electrical generation is even useable (by having jacked items) , it will be outclassed by similarly-leveled batteries. i'm going with regeneration....

i went with electrical generation 💀

my writing gland is purple and swollen

my incredible device will solve all of our problems! *i push the button atop of the puzzling cube and every dog within 4 neighborhood blocks crumbles away to a dark shimmering powder and is blown away by an unseen wind*

dogs despise me, even docile ones will attack me. i am not welcome in their holy places.

okay no more games i have 8 drams of fresh water for anyone who can identify this artifact for me

I don't think I've ever seen an artist misunderstand their own work's target audience quite so starkly as David Firth finding it implausible that a woman would want to fuck Salad Fingers.

be honest am i going to scale well late game?