4. Exactly one lyric in the entire song fits, but it fits so well you’re going to keep the song anyways

"you think your life is hard? i’m a highschool junior wearing size 13 nikes. beat that." is the new "that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."

don't forget the original: "because you're all minorities. you're in the glee club."

the unholy trinity

Angelica ASMR has done more for society than every cop and marine put together

H E C K C O L T 

h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

If the Andi Mack characters existed in the MLB universe....who do you guys think would have each miraculous? 👀

jonah is definitely the Yankees, cyrus maybe the Dodgers, andi is the Nats, buffy is the Red Sox

bitch cyrus dont even know what baseball IS