🍉Three Nuts In A Trenchcoat🇵🇸

yall saying bloody mary TOO MUCH on this damn website we dont need more ghosts

my favorite thing to come from the phm fandom is low res rocky. like yes that's a circle with five legs that's my boy.

*Gritting teeth angrily*: Jared Leto was good as Skeletor

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

no one hates you everyone hates texting and their phone