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"Omg Taylor Swift is such an incredible lyricist!" Nothing she has ever written has had more impact than any given line from Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult.

There’s something sort of beautifully childlike about all global shipping trade being done with equal size colorful rectangle boxes

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

No, Calvin was right

Calvin was 100% right.

You’ll notice Miss Wormwood didn’t disagree, just gave him advice on how to handle the pain.

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