Gaming

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

seeing backrooms stuff is sorta like watching somebody invent a guitar and you think "oh it would be so awesome if someone plucked the strings" and instead you watch them hit the guitar against a big drum and everyone loves it. they love that the drum makes a lot of noise and that the person is using a guitar to hit it. it sounds pretty much like hitting the drum with any other large stick and you don't get it. But they all seem to be having fun so you may as well let them have fun. it's just that you have to deal with seeing people at huge sold out concerts "play" the guitar by hitting it against drums and wonder if the general public is ever going to catch on

a girl was born in 1986. she is still alive today and just had her fortieth birthday. how is this possible?

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet