Human Disaster

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

I know this point has been made before, but it remains hilarious to me just how much of a losing game it is to send anon hate, rhetorically speaking. Like, your target has full control over how your message is presented, it will be seen chiefly by people who already like them, and it is structurally impossible for you to have the last word

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

In this scenario have you been asking to share the alien's uranium desserts for your entire friendship?

*accidentally realizes i’ve been overusing a random phrase a lot* where did this come from. who did this to me