It is with beer saturated tears that I announce the passing of Bruce J. Mitchell, who played our beloved Zap Rowsdower...was it a "stupid name"? Ā Only in the eyes of cynics and sober people...Was he a makeupless clown? Ā Only the very BEST and heroic of makeupless clowns that ever graced Canada. Ā Will we ever discover if there is beer on the Sun? Ā Perhaps we will, or perhaps we will not...but...Zap Rowsdower DARED to ask these things. Ā There is already an expedition in the making to venture forth and discover that one truth that has eluded mankind for centuries, and regardless of whether or not we discover sightings of Sun liquor, we shall now refer to the Sun as the "Rowsdower"... Ā Around Rowsdowerset, shortly before they close at 8:00, all liquor stores will dim their lights in memory of him. Ā We will make way to the nearest cost cutters and give ourselves a lush set of hockey hair locks, so that we may bow our heads in the most appropriate honor. Ā All of Canada will humbly drop a piece of bacon to the floor and pour some cheap beer out for our fallen hero... But most importantly, we WILL remember...that Rowsdower SAVED us...and saved all the WORLD. Ā šŗšŗšŗ
