Zopi's Chaos corner

JUST DONT ASK ANYTHING WEIRD

Sometimes at dusk we would see him come out from the hidden interior of his island. For years we had no idea who he was or what he did until we decided to actually use our heads for once and send in a drone with a camera like an actual competent person. The second we checked the camera feed we finally found out what had been terrorizing the children by sending bags of gravy. It was worse than we thought. Everyone assumed it was some homeless guy tweaking out or a racoon or a moose or something else but this was way far worse. This horrific being that broke the laws of not only nature but reality itself was the unholy man worm hybrid known as Jimmy Joe Billy Bob. He had not only discovered the secluded serene island from across the town's fishing dock, but he had also turned it into a base of operations, and he was targeting the town. The very town that I and many others resided in. Remember the bags of gravy he was terrorizing the children with? Turns out the gravy had contained high levels of Jimmyjoebillybobtite, a mineral that when ingested would turn the one who was stupid enough to consume it to become a mini Jimmy Joe Billy Bob That would explain why the children kept turning into tiny versions of a man worm hybrid. Well shoot. As I showed the evidence and footage to the police and the jimmy joe billy bob containment department, we have agreed that the only way to prevent any further damage was to and i quote “nuke the damn island”. So that is why I am here, telling you this tale that really did happen. It was because we did “nuke that damn island”. On the day of the nukening, the military launched a cat sized nuke at the island which then proceeded to absolutely decimate it. I saw the debris and dirt and rocks and tree bark flying everywhere, and once the smoke cleared.. There was no trace of him. He either evaporated into nothing or somehow escaped. And everyone thought that was it, that Jimmy Joe Billy Bob was finally dead and peace had returned to the earth. But then it rained. It didn't rain the water that people knew, it rained gravy for a short 10 seconds. That could have only meant one thing… Jimmy Joe Billy Bob was alive. He was alive and mad. You have got to be kidding me. 

Pearto

Ah yes Spencer

SPENCER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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