TITLE: For the funny (is this even for all ages??)
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: sun, gnagle
WRITERS: elsie, xeya, tailsbot
RATED ALL AGES
One day, Gnaggagngle and Sun decide to go to therapy. Unfortunately for them, the only available therapist is Ragatha, who immediately has a mental breakdown because girlie needs help.
This now turns to Gangle, Sun, and Ragatha all crying together, doing pure crack as they did so. Wh.. do I even want to know?
Anyway, Sun then flared and died, falling facedown onto the table in front of them.
So now a high Gangle and a high Ragatha are next to a dead body.
"wow, that sure did happen, im still depresed" says Gnangel
"Lets go kill Jax, for the funny!" ragatha exclaimed
"For the funny!" gangle replied
so then the two went and found jax, who was chilling in a t pose as one does
"Jax we here to kill you" said gagnle
"No u" says Jax
'oh ok" replies ragatha, as both her and gnglea do the family guy death pose and die.
"wow! they had crack on them!" says Jax
"im gonna do the crack, and then ill blow up Mars!"
Jax proceeded to do the crack, and blew up mars
Jax then proceeded to become the new tumblr secymand
TITLE: Gangle's Secret love
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: gangle, james/mask
WRITERS: gummy, tailsbot, xeya
RATED ALL AGES
Gangle and Mask were at a cafe, waiting on their order. Gangle had been showing off her sketchbook to Mask, flipping through pages, when suddenly Gangle remembered a particular sketch that was in thereβ¦
Gangle was too late to snatch the sketchbook back, when Mask flipped the page.
"What the hell is this?" He said incredulously.
"NO NO NO NO NO!" Gangle screeched.
Unfortunately, all had been revealedβ¦
as her life crumbled before her, she sat, watching the terror in masks face, as they witnessed the page.
Her biggest secrets, shown to the world, now everyone would know that
Gangle drew herself, KISSING ZOOBLE!
Mask stared down at the BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIFYINGLY DETAILED DRAWING and slowly turned to look at Gangle.
"Are youβ¦" they began, their voice tremblingβ¦ "β¦a homosexual?"
Gangle profusely denied, but the truth was out. Gangle was gay for Zooble.
"Gangle.. why didn't you tell anyone?!"
"It was⦠sniffle⦠it was too much!!! I COULDN'T!!! ZOOBLE WOULD FIND OUT IM GAY FOR THEM!!!"
Mask committed a hit and run on Gangle by smacking her upside the head with her sketchbook and ran over to Zooble.
"GANGLE IS GAY FOR Y-"
Mask was pulled backwards into the shadows by a mysterious ribboned force and was never seen againβ¦
Emerging from the shadows was Gangle!
"Hello! Everything you just heard is WRONG."
Gangle faded away.
TITLE: TOP TEN ANIME BATTLES: #1: SANS VS FREDDY
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: sans, five nigt fredy
WRITERS: xeya, gummy, elsie
RATED ALL AGES
Sans was gearing up for battle against Freddy Fazbear. He shined his Gaster Blaster and FUCKING obliterated a dummy. (mad dummy)
Freddy Fazbear showed up in a full blown mechasuit.
Sans chuckled as he brandished his weapon.
"I know your sins, Freddy. This won't end well for you."
Freddy chuckled. "you may be strong, but you're still just a skeleton. One hit and you're done. I know you have a limit. How fast can we reach it?"
Sans's eyes narrowed, and he pulled a hand from his pocket, his fingertips glowing blue.
The bell rang, and the battle began, Sans dodged Freddy's attacks left and right, shooting arrays of bones in every direction.
Freddy was hit several times, but this old bear was strong, and resisted the damage enough to keep going.
"You're bear-ly taking a hit, arentcha?" Sans, joked, winking.
Freddy Fazbear ignored this, and kept swinging.
Sans kept dodging attacks, but wondered how long he could keep this upβ¦
And then he realized Freddyβs weaknessβ¦
Heβs electronic.
And Sans has a bucket of water from an old door prankβ¦
@zooooble @thecomicallytragicgangle we wrote shipfic about you by the way
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