Randomly Over-analyzing NSA files part 9
Didn't do one yesterday sorry
-Oof...uhm...those stats really don't help ya bud...also how the fuck did you tank a laser to the chest long enough to write the password with that kind of indestructibility?!
-At least he makes up for it in intelligence and endurance
-Honestly those stats make sense given that he is a lawyer...not much muscle to go off of.
-This actually makes me think he's actually near-sighted because of his helmet. He does canonically wear glasses while not in costume. Which makes the whole 'can't maintain eye contact' worse because he literally has to squint in order to see.
-As for his powers, it's clear that he doesn't have any limits to his range compared to Dynaguy, I firmly believe the NSA just made him the replacement because Gazerbeam and Dynaguy's powers were similar enough.
-Weakness is reflective surfaces, so either he ends up shooting himself if he looks himself in the mirror or they cancel out his abilities.
-Yeah he's...definitely near-sighted poor Gazerbeam, as if having powers that literally requires you to focus your vision was hard enough. Maybe the glasses also cancel out his powers? Idk.
-In the Elastigirl Prequel, Elastigirl states she doesn't know what happened to the Thrilling Chopper so it's unknown if he still has this vehicle, but judging by the fact that Bob's car was sold off into auction I think something similar happened to the Chopper.
-That intelligent stat deserves that height, guy's a lawyer.
-'A man of humor' but his NSA file says he doesn't have one, so as if Communication skills were bad enough. My guy I feel so bad for you man.
-His voice is so soothing.
-I like though he keeps it vague, he does express that The Thrilling Three broke off because of communication issues and I think he does blame himself for that regard.
-Notice how unlike Apogee, Gazerbeam doesn't address the group negatively, he doesn't even address anything negative about it, just that they had communication issues and some things didn't mix. Though Phylange also doesn't do this which makes me believe that the fallout was something between Apogee and Gazerbeam.
-If only he didnât die before Reeses were made.
-Poor man, I personally don't think eye contact is really THAT necessary in communication, but I think its understandable that people think he seems uninterested. But he's genuinely nice since in the Elastigirl Prequel he goes ahead and plays table tennis (I think?) With Blazestone.
-Get this poor man a dog my god.
-But yeah, If I was near-sighted and my ability REQUIRED me to focus my gaze in order to activate it, I'd personally find ways in order to avoid such a thing from happening.
-Dude just lived a sad life overall, but I'm glad he was able to make the most of it, being friends with Bob and literally advocating for Supers Rights.
-I think I should also add insight to the Deleted Scene because that mainly focuses on Gazerbeam. But it shows that GB was generally a kind dude.
-Guy just wanted to help, it's probably the reason he became a lawyer in the first place. I actually want to know how he found out the password.
-But the fact that he canonically has blue eyes and has THAT design for his Secret Identity isn't beating the Clark Kent allegations. Clark Kent but if he became a lawyer instead.
-But damn going so far as to keep the name BOB gave him. That is so fucking sad. what the fuck.
-'View point' is also a good name Bob screw you.
-Seriously Gamma Jack was just running through the streets? Dude can fly, I'm guessing they all slowed down to let Gazerbeam shine which honestly is sweet.
-Dude was also not wanting to be found, he just wanted to make sure Syndrome's plan didn't succeed, so I honestly think Gazerbeam doesn't have that strong of a self-esteem.
-Damn why didn't they rework the Deleted Scene???? Justice for Gazerbeam!
-Lawyer and Leader are two different things, probably why Gazerbeam couldn't lead a team.
-Had a strong sense of justice, if he even sensed an ounce of corruption in any case he wouldnât accept it, it's why he became well-known before the whole Supers Rights.
-Most communication issues regarded him with either being too agreeable or disagreeable which led to the fallout of The Thrilling Three. Gazerbeam was either a 'pushover' or 'too assertive' which often caused problems. It didn't help that he struggled with eye contact.
-I like to think the only person who had at least a bit of resistance to his beams was Bob, which is why they were close, he was the only one he could communicate properly with, without disintigrating him.
-Personally I believe the glasses are a way to cancel his powers, and the visors actually made it harder for him to cancel it out.
-Has accidentally blinded himself more than once by his own beams, probably why his eyesight is shitty. Since Supers are immune to their own powers he's lucky it didn't kill him (Based on the wiki)
-Avoids looking at Hypershock's helmet because of this. Hypershock didn't realize it until he openly expressed himself in a bar with Downburst and Phylange.
-Still has a good relationship with Phylange, but avoids him because he thinks he's hurting Phylange by acting like Dynaguy's replacement.
-Fallout between Apogee and Him was much more hurtful in his perspective, perhaps in his memories he would recall Apogee saying along the lines about him being a replacement.
-Feels inferior to Dynaguy because of this, often compares himself to him.
-Good friends with Downburst, they drink together when Gazerbeam's usual group is busy.
-A very verbally aggressive drunk, very irritable, he used to drink just to vent his frustrations as a lawyer but it quickly became a habit, also incredibly honest about his emotions because he's quite fearless when drunk.
-If you let him drink enough he might start singing karaoke I don't know.
-Phylange once found him in a bar openly venting his own frustrations and kinda pitied him a little and soon the two were able to understand each other more. He didnât recognize him at first because he was in his civilian attire but the moment he said 'lasers out of my eyes' Phylange connected the dots.
-Hypershock often joins him when he's alone drinking. They don't even go to the same bar. He just says 'I need a drink' and Hypershock is like 'Oh shit gotta look after him' cause Gazerbeam can be quite chaotic when drunk.
-High tolerance to alcohol because of this.
-The Incrediboys (I'm calling it FIGG) often drink together (except Gamma Jack) and challenge each other to drinking contests and so far he's the only one who can go toe-to-toe with Mr.Incredible.
-Has defended other Supers before and almost got caught by most of them.
-He avoids Psycwave and Everseer even as Simon. He finds conversations with them awkward and as Simon he avoids them because of telepathy.
-Gets along with Macroburst. When he saw Project:Kronos his heart completely broke.
-As much as he would like to...he didnât maintain contact with the rest of the Supers due to his busy life as a lawyer and a Superhero Rights Activist (Dude seriously this movie treats Supers like a marginalized group, what Syndrome is doing is straight up genocide.)
-Downburst maintained contact with him though and when he disappeared that's when Gazerbeam found things suspicious. When he went to the island, he managed to somehow retrace Everseer and Macroburst's steps and find the password. (Maybe it was out of habit?)
-Pretty much his final thoughts were to eventually save everyone, he didn't care if he died, just as long as no one else ended up dying after him.
-It took months for people to find out he was missing because he had a habit of disappearing at times. It was only until he was gone for much longer did they announce he was missing.
-Would've absolutely loved Jack-Jack.
-Has only met Violet once and never again, both Bob and Simon had struggled to maintain contact after a while.
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