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peter parker will never escape nyc transit 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the forbidden reboot couple we deserved

Honestly love this

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE

AWESOME

I AM WATCHING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

This is the galaxy brain version of the kid who knew Greek mythology from Percy Jackson.

If you were that kid in middle school, my OP is you in high school