> "todo el mundo sabe, tengo el gaucho power,"

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

bad news guys i just found out i symbolize hope within the narrative so there’s gonna be a critical turning point where i die to symbolize despair 😰 maybe i’ll get to appear as a ghost or hallucination or something later to show all is not lost?

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.